You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
