i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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