I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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