i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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