shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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