We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
