He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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