I want to stick my p in your. b.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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