ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I could make wine with my vomit
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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