standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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