And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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