I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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