Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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