im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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