google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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