Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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