I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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