you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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