ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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