Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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