Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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