For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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