I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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