Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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