Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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