Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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