YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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