She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
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Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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