Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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