Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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