I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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