WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
My dick has a subreddit
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
