Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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