I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Oh god it's open bar.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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