areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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