dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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