HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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