He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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