she was so not down for the gang bang
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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