I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
My liver just had a heart attack.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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