On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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