we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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