She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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