Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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