I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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