You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
She fuckin peed on me
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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