I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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