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I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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