Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
