is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
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The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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