Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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