Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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