Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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