i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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