How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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