is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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