Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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