sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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