There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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